Horoscopes Week of September 12th



Rachel Arone '20

Aries: Try cutting across Commons lawn this week--you’ll get where you need to go faster. Why take the long way if you don’t have to?

Taurus: You really got it together, buddy. I’m not sure if I have any suggestions for you, actually. Just keep doing what you’re doing. Excellent!

Gemini: You will see a deer today, perhaps in the forest. Make of that what you will.

Cancer: Get ice cream. Lie down under a tree. Prance or skip to class. You’d be surprised how much the little things can lift your spirits. Just don’t be afraid to look silly.

Leo: It’s a new term—consider trying something new. But, you probably already have, so maybe try something...newer? Something even you’ve never imagined?

Virgo: Yes, you should drop that class before it’s too late. Stop overworking yourself! Your friends are getting worried!!

Libra: Sit with random people at lunch. You never know where you’ll meet a new best friend.

Scorpio: You’ll probably have to give a speech soon—either to a class, to friends, or to the emptiness of your room. You’ll be okay, though. You know you thrive with this kind of thing.

Sagittarius: Make some tea today. Fill your mug halfway. Ask, is it half-full, or half-empty?

Capricorn: Go ahead and order that thing you’ve wanted ever since the term started. You’ve been working hard. You deserve this.

Aquarius: Visit the lake sometime soon. Or get a cool fish. “Aqua” is in your sign name, so you may as well embrace it. Do not fear yourself.

Pisces: Everything is going to be okay. I know it doesn’t seem like it right now, but it will be okay. You’ll get through this, Pisces. You always do…